Lord of the Sacred Crotch!
So I've been playing Destroy All Humans 2 recently. It's pretty great. Crypto is such a lovable, violent pervert. I love how there are usually options for hitting on Natalya, and you can intentionally annoy Pox by asking stupid questions. And best of all, Pox is voiced by Richard Horvitz, so I get to imagine Zim talking in a slight English accent.

Seriously though, Zim and Pox have a lot in common. Both are very intelligent, convinced of their greatness, very passionate about their mission... at one part, Pox was yelling at someone on the Furon homeworld about how Earth is HIS mission and NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TAKE IT. And I'm just like, "Pox! Your Zim is showing!"
So you know what I'm gonna do now? Just for lulz? I am totally gonna write a Zim/Orthopox story. JUST TO DO IT. IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
I'm already inaccurate, though. It takes place after Destroy All Humans 2, and Pox has a new body, Orthopox-14. I haven't played Big Willie Unleashed or Path of the Furon, so I'm afraid I'm pretending they don't exist, so things are a bit off. Oh well.
But yeah. Zim and Poxy. This'll be interesting, since they have the same voice and everything...
Debating whether or not I want Crypto to walk in on them. I had him leave to go visit Natalya on Earth, so he'll probably be gone for a while, but it's still a thought.
BIGBRO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. DON'T EVEN TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT, I ALREADY HAVE A FEW PAGES WRITTEN. >D
Oh, and I totally love the Arkvoodle cult. It's fun convincing hippies and ninjas to worship Arkvoodle. And apparently Crypto is the son of Arkvoodle and shall bring about the second coming! ...I waited for a sex joke with that one, but Crypto disappointed me by not making one. I really thought he would. D:
So yeah, I'll probably go play that later. I'm trying to get the black ninjas to join Arkvoodle, and I suppose Poxy probably has a mission for me too. Whoo!

I'm out of here y'all, peace!